Lady Doritos Could Be A Thing
What are little boys made of? Snips and snails and puppy-dogs' tails. What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice and everything nice.
According to NPR, Doritos is now coming up with a version of their popular chips for the "ladies."
Seriously? I know ladies who love the crunch of a Dorito, and how cute is it, fellas, when she takes the bag of chips and dumps the left over crumbs into her mouth when the bag is empty?
Apparently Lady Doritos are in the works. They aren't as loud as regular Doritos. They crunch quieter, and ladies don't get the cheese stuck to their fingers. The chips will also be in smaller bags so ladies can put them in their purse.
What is this world coming too? I wonder if Rhonda Rousey will be the spokes person? I like the baked Doritos when I can find them. Pry will be one of those 100 calorie packs.