Stupid News – Monday, June 1st

Turns out, when people have more time over the weekend, they do some pretty stupid stuff:

Have A Seat: The Lake Wales, Florida police recently arrested 82 year-old Fred Smith for slashing a woman's tires. He was mad because she sat in his favorite seat at bingo. Smith was charged with criminal mischief.

Creamed: The Franklin, Tennessee police recently arrested Anna Thomas for driving under the influence of whipped cream. The 28 year-old got high on whipped cream aerosol cans before crashing into Craig Lynch's mailbox. This is Thomas' 6th DUI.

Ballsy: Jeremiah Raber recently allowed himself to be shot in the groin. He is the president of Nutshellz, a company that makes "the world's strongest groin protector". Raber designed the cup for UFC fighters after he saw one get kicked in the groin. Nutshellz currently has a $30,000 goal on Kickstarter.