Are you getting thin upstairs? Are you a fan of McDonalds french fries? Well, this is your lucky day.

According to a story at WQAD.COM, researchers at Japan's Yokohama University found that dimethylpolysiloxane, which is the chemical used to keep french fry oil from bubbling over, grew hair on bald mice.

The study found that hair follicle germs using the chemical were placed into the skin of the mice and within a few days, the mice had hair.

I'm not sure poring hot french fry oil on your head is the best idea, but if kids can eat Tide pods, I'm sure some idiot will try it. Don't! Maybe try rubbing your greasy fingers on your head after you finish your fries.