Perfect for those emergencies in life in which an extra slice of pizza isn't available!

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Behold: The Portable Pizza Pouch!

This brilliant piece of neckwear keeps your pizza slice safe behind a layer of zip-locked plastic, while a woven lanyard lets it cuddle close to your heart. For just $8 plus shipping and handling, the Pizza Pouch is a doughlightful piece of reassurance that you'll never be without a warm snack! [Huffington Post]

According to stupididiotic.com, it's more than just a way to secure an extra piece of 'za for the road, it's a vital social accessory, as well:

Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement.

My birthday is only a few months away...just sayin'! ;-)

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