There’s A “Shark Week” Drinking Game Because Of Course There Is

Discovery Channel's "Shark Week" is officially underway!

Some of the programs are pretty informative and entertaining ( I could watch those great whites breach all day), and some shows are really underestimating the intelligence of the audience (Megalodon IS. NOT. REAL).

The uber-dudes at BroBible posted this epic Shark Week Drinking Game for you to enhance your viewing experience. What better way to celebrate Shark Week than by getting totally shwasted? Here are some of the criteria:

•  Drink every time you hear an Australian, South African, or British accent
• Drink every time you see a diver in a cage.
• When a great white is ‘jumping’ out of the cage, drink from when the shark exits the water til it the re-entry.
• Drink every time a person mentions chum, a shark attack statistic, or a shark fact (note: this can only happen once every person)
• Drink every time the camera shows a surfboard or person underwater in the same frame as a shark. Also drink if they show you a chewed-up surfboard.
•  Every time a new person is interviewed, drink.
• Every time a person is declared a “shark expert,” drink
•  Drink every time the show references a new type of shark. If the shark does not attack humans (nurse shark) drink three times.
• Drink every time a Facebook friend posts a #sharkweek status on Facebook or Twitter.
• Drink half of your beer for every limb the shark victim lost. If it happened to be their genitalia, the least you could do is drink the whole beer.

In other words, be prepared to get s***-faced six ways from Sunday. Have fun!