Wes Should Be On “The Big Bang Theory”

Ok, I'm totally gonna dork out for a minute. Is it just me or is anyone else super excited to hear that Star Wars: Episode 7 has begun shooting. The original trilogy is among my all time favorites. So, for your dorking out pleasure, are the top signs you're a "Star Wars" fanatic:

After grandma died, you froze her in carbonite.

Every few years you digitally add new characters to your home movies and re-release them to your family.

You still believe in The Force even though it's never once gotten you laid.

Your crawlspace is filled with the corpses of people who say "Star Trek" is better.

You don't think Greedo shot first.  You KNOW it, DAMMIT!

You still call it "hyperspeed" when you take your minivan over 72 miles per hour.

You've actually tried to move things with "The Force".

You fantasize equally about making love to George Lucas . . . and killing him.

You refer to your inhaler as a "blaster."

You can't wait to find out who made the best lemon buttercream frosting.  Oh wait, that's a sign you're addicted to "Cupcake Wars".

You buy action figures.  And you're 40.  And you DON'T make them have sex with each other.

When deciding which utensil to eat with, you hear a voice saying, "Use the FORK!"

You wanted to pass your collection of figurines along to your kids, but because you collect figurines, you'll never have kids.

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