Johnny Marks

I'm Johnny. I'm a Twins and Vikings fan, so the next time you experience disappointment, just know you are not alone.

An odd pairing... transportation and furniture.

It's been brutally cold. For people, and for cars.

Morbid, but true: Men won't get this 'til they're dead. At least not in most cases.

They look cute, but they can be vicious.

We really need to stop waiting so long to be comfortable!

This house even has a FULL-SIZE bar inside!

What are they all about?

Best of all, the cost to visit is only $5 for adults.

If you're ever planning to downsize, can you live in an RV if it's on your property?

Admit it, you already knew all these "rules".