Sometimes, you just don't feel like paying that bar tab at the end of the night. The problem with disappearing on it is you don't have your card, and the bartender has your name.

Joseph Lancaster, a 22-year-old University of South Florida student, had the police called Sunday after he refused $820 tab at a St. Petersburg bar.

After arguing with security, his friends stepped in and paid he tab. Stumbling around and slurring his words, Lancaster began shouting “I am sorry none of you graduated high school, but f*** you.”

When officers arrived he started berating them. When they put him in restraints, he told officers being restrained "gets me off." He then requested someone "Pinch my nipples."

Lancaster was charged with disorderly intoxication, a misdemeanor, and was booked in the county jail. He's out now on his $100 bond.

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