Iowa Man Wanted for Attacking a Woman with Brats

I guess almost anything can be a weapon but I never considered this.

A Des Moines, Iowa man is on the run from police for attacking a woman with brats. To his credit, they were frozen. To his discredit, well, that seems to be pretty self-explanatory.

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There's nothing new about adults throwing temper tantrums, but brats? Oh boy.

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According to KWWL.com,

The woman told police that she kicked her boyfriend's 44-year-old son out of their home around 2 p.m. Thursday. As he was preparing to leave, she said, she tossed a package of frozen brats belonging to the son into the yard. She says when she turned to walk back inside, the man hurled the sausages at the back of her head, knocking her unconscious.

I am the wrongest person for laughing at this physical assault. I am. I admit it. It's not that I think the injury or act, itself, is funny. I don't, at all and actually take physical abuse very seriously.

I guess it's because the 'Melissa McCarthy-style' humor that sneaks up and gets me every time, tends to kick in and make me see it more as a comedy skit rather than actual real-life, adult behavior.

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I guess I have to just shake my head. Sometimes, that's all you can do.

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