You Can Try These 6 Weird Candy Cane Flavors This Season
At what point do we say "Enough is enough" to candy companies? I vote this year. Why? Because these candy cane flavors are SUPER WEIRD.
Every part of me wishes these were joke flavors, but you can actually buy them online from Archie McPhee's. Some might do well with fanatics, but most are just...gross. Let's count them down, shall we?
- 1
Mac And Cheese
My morning routine is much like everyone else. Alarm goes off, hit snooze at least three times, then start scrolling through social media. This brought my scrolling to a screeching halt.
Why did someone somewhere think to themselves "You know what could be fun? Mac and cheese candy canes." This one is hard to even imagine. Do they just take out the mint flavoring altogether?
But, if you're so inclined, you can get them here.
- 2
Bacon
Why save bacon for Christmas breakfast, when it can be a stocking stuffer? This one is probably the least terrifying of these six, but it's still pretty odd.
- 3
Pickle
Frozen pickle pops are a thing. We have pcikle-flavored chips. But candy canes? Admittedly, I have a friend who would probably love these, so that at least crosses one person off the shopping list.
- 4
Rotisserie Chicken
Again, why wait for Christmas dinner when you can get it in candy form? Archie McPhee's is also offering rotisserie chicken flavored candy canes, and these might actually be worse than getting socks.
- 5
Clams
Yes, you read it right. Clam-flavored candy canes are an actual thing. But Archie McPhee's is calling them Clamdy Canes, because if you can make a pun, you always should. So if your stocking smells a little fishy on Christmas morning, you've been warned!
- 6
Coal
Thankfully, coal-flavored candy canes don't just taste like dirt. According to the site, they have a "smoky cinnamon" flavor. Odd, but it is nice to have a treat even for the naughty listers.