I found my dream job as the "Morning Guy on 96.7 The Eagle." Not only do I work in Rockford, but it's also my home. My hobbies including napping, going to concerts, and watching sports. My favorite teams are the Bears, Hawks, Bulls, Cubs, White Sox, IceHogs, and Redbirds (I went to ISU).
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Illinois Cops Searching For The Best Smelling Thief In The State
Police in Illinois are searching for a shoplifter and the description is he will probably smell really good.
Illinois Town Is Famous For Being Pumpkin Capital Of World
There will always be plenty of pumpkins in Illinois because this small town in our state is known as the pumpkin capital of the world.
Drunk Illinois Man Wins Fight By Biting His Opponent’s Thumb
A man's thumb gets bitten during a fight between two drunks in Illinois.
Illinois Car Thief Arrested Because He Couldn’t Drive Stick Shift
Note to self, if you're ever going to commit a crime make sure you know how to do it before you try, otherwise, you're definitely going to jail.
WARNING: Secret Video Camera Discovered Inside WI Port-A-Potty
Using a port-a-potty is already a nightmare but now add something else to the mix and next time you may prefer to go outside.
Bozo The Clown To Make Appearance At Popular Illinois Flea Market
Not only is this one of the best flea markets in Illinois but it will also be featuring one of my favorite TV characters as a child, Bozo The Clown.
Illinois Father Of Year Uses Toddler To Steal From Popular Store
I would like to nominate this idiot for the Illinois Bad Father Of The Year Award For 2023.
Illinois Ketchup Users Must Face Bell Of Shame At White Sox Games
Chicagoans hate putting ketchup on hot dogs so much they have found a new to humiliate the violators.
You’ll Never Believe What IL Thieves Stole From Ice Cream Parlor
Almost like the opening to a joke, thieves walked into an ice cream parlor and hot dog stand combo restaurant to steal something ridiculous (your punchline goes here).
Police Discover Two Suitcases Stuffed With Drugs At IL Airport
If you're looking for a good way to get arrested at an Illinois airport, I believe this incident with drugs is the perfect example.