The Itsy Bitsy Spider Crawled Into Wes’s……

SHOE! I'm not even kidding. I went to put my shoe on today and watched something run across my hand into my shoe. Where was John Goodman when I needed him. I hope the little fella found a good home inside my size 13 Adidas tennis shoe. I don't know what was worse, swallowing a bug when I was a kid out riding my bike or a spider crawling across my hand and into my shoe? Yes, I did throw it across the room. Guess I need to break out the Ortho Max around my apartment. What if he woulda bit me? I'd be slingin webs this weekend. On second thought.....NAH! I don't look good in tights!