Watch The Real Reason Why You’re Single.

If you think this ridiculous, be thankful there's zero footage of what it was like growing up in a house with 4 teenage boys.  Not sure utensils were used, or even teeth for that matter.  How can men swallow entire mouthfuls without chewing?  Honestly, it's no wonder guys prefer to take a woman out for drinks on a first date because they know there's NO chance she'd ever see them again if eating were involved.  It's all part of the male system, make the girl like you before she realizes you're not even human.