Would You Pay A Company To Help You Break Up With Someone?

Because the breakup text is becoming waaaayyyyyy too awkward, now you can pay to have someone else do it.

The Breakup Shop sounds like a series on The CW or ABC Family, but it is actually a new company that will actually DUMP someone for you...yes, really.

The Breakup Shop will do your dirty work over text, email, phone or an actual physical letter. Texting is cheapest at $10, while a custom letter is $30. No one ever said class comes cheap. Customers have the option to craft their own personal messages with the company's "expert breakup team," or said experts can write the message themselves with the customer's inputs. [Mashable]

Technology has made things so impersonal and essentially eliminated any need we have for human contact. Call someone? What are we, 70?

You can also add a "breakup gift pack" to your order--which includes cookies, wine glasses, and a copy of either The Notebook or Call of Duty--which I assume is used as a bribe to prevent your ex from talking s*** about you on Twitter...

I understand that breakups ABSOLUTELY SUCK, but at least have the decency to do it on your own.

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