You Can Now Send Your Enemies Farts In A Jar…

Got an annoying co-worker? An acquaintance that has always has to one-up you? A boss that keeps holding you back?

There are lots of ways to get revenge, but this one could be the smelliest! 

SendAJart.com (Jart = "jar of fart") allows you to send a not-so-special someone a jar of HUMAN FLATULENCE.

Jarts cost $10 each and come in three “flavors:” 8-hr Trucker Fart, Hungover Frat Boy, and Competitive Eater.

You can send a note accompanying your jart, or send it anonymously to keep the recipient guessing. And according to their website, the smell can linger for "3-5 days depending on temperature and nostril flow."

Don't delay...order a jart today!

How have I never thought of this before?!?!? -Slater