Is That An Armed Cat In A Tree?
'Merica! I know that drives a lot of people nuts, but it seems we Americans love our guns. In my 2 year hiatus, I learned how to shoot a handgun. I let everyone know here at the office that if the zombie apocalypse breaks out, not only do I drink plenty of water every day to protect me from infectious diseases, but I can shoot a handgun so we will all be safe.
But I read a story courtesy of UPI.com where a man in Oregon called the police to tell them there was a cat in a tree, and that cat was holding an ASSAULT RIFLE! The police issued a verbal warning to the cat, and as cat lovers know, Cats don't respond to verbal warnings. The cat was curled up with a stick that looked like an assault rifle.