Looking for a middle-aged man living in Mom and Dad's basement? Sounds like Davenport is the place for you.

The website goes into more detail about guys from Davenport:

Video games and late-night trips to Taco Bell keep the guys in this tiny Midwestern town chubby and ambitionless. These genetically modified, corn-fed men might not be the ones of your dreams, but they’ll definitely respond to your desires if you threaten to cancel the cable subscription.

Now, I still live with my Mom and Dad, but I did have my own place for nearly a year.

Plus, I live in Moline, so it doesn't count.  Right?

In case you're wondering, Davenport beat out cities like Staten Island, Salt Lake City and Myrtle Beach.

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