[VIDEO] Man Steals Snake By Shoving It In His PANTS!

YIKES! A man in Portland, Oregon is wanted for shoplifting a ball python from a pet store. He sneaked out of the store after stuffing the snake down his pants. The store's security camera CLEARLY shows the perpetrator, but doesn't get a good look at his face. He's lucky it wasn't feeding day!

I actually don't dislike snakes, but I certainly wouldn't want one that close to an intimate part of my body.

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