Wanna Go To Mars? Leave Your Wife & Kids!

A guy in Utah named Ken Sullivan just found out he's down to the final 1,000 applicants to go to Mars in 2024, as part of the Mars One project.  Which is awesome for him . . . but SUCKS for his WIFE AND FOUR KIDS.  Because whoever goes on the trip will die out there, because there's no way to bring anyone back.  Ken plans to go anyway if they choose him, so his wife Becky is planning to divorce him now.  Here's part of Ken's original video application for the project.  (It's pretty funny.  He says he NEEDS to go to Mars, because his ex is so psychotic that they can't be on the same planet together.  Since he's been accepted as a finalist, Becky says that if she's standing in the way of Ken's dreams, then obviously it's time for them to split.  Ken's kids range in age from six months to 13 years.)

Hit the link to check out Ken's video application. Maybe he thinks soul patches will be the fashion in humanity's new Mars utopia.

https://applicants.mars-one.com/profile/cce973e2-7395-442c-b111-07f8f2f02d3e