Married, taken, single, asexual, everybody loves Doritos. So why not share that love with your Valentine by making a Doritos bouquet for your special someone?

All you need is Doritos, fake flowers, glue, A LOT of patience, and the ability to resist eating the entire bag. There's even a simple DIY guide on how to create your very own Doritos rose bouquet...the only problem is that they AREN'T edible.

The best way to a person's heart really is through their stomach. Happy Valentine's Day! :-*

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