Iowa Men Have The Biggest Dong Among All Other States

Well, well, well… looks like Iowa isn’t just known for cornfields anymore. According to a new report, the Hawkeye State is apparently… packing some serious heat.

According to a new report, Iowa men are leading the nation in average penis size. Let’s just say… the Midwest is rising to the occasion.

Iowa Takes the Crown (And It’s Not a Small One)

A study from Bespoke Surgical surveyed more than 3,000 adults across the U.S., asking men to report their measurements.

The results? Iowa came in first with an average self-reported erect length of 7.13 inches, which is about 12.5% larger than the national average of 6.34 inches.

And just when you thought Iowa couldn’t flex any harder… they also ranked #1 in “growers,” meaning the biggest difference between flaccid and erect size.

Guess those farm boys are growing more than just corn.

Before Iowa Gets Too Cocky… Let’s Talk Honesty

Now, before the entire state starts strutting a little differently, there’s a pretty big disclaimer here.

This is all self-reported data.

And let’s be real… when it comes to this topic, some guys might “round up” a little. Or a lot.

Even the clinic’s founder, Dr. Evan Goldstein, admitted it:

“It’s no secret we’re culturally obsessed with inches. Guys inflate, round up, add a little ‘creative math.’”

So yeah… take these numbers with a grain of salt. Or maybe a whole shaker.

The Real Plot Twist: Size Isn’t That Important

Here’s where things get interesting...and way more important.

According to the same survey:

• 89% say society puts too much emphasis on size
• 96% say being a good lover matters more

Emotional connection and chemistry ranked higher than physical traits

So while Iowa might be winning the unofficial “dong derby,” most people are saying, “Cool… but can you actually use it right?”

Still… Iowa, you might want to walk a little slower today. Wouldn’t want to trip over that third leg.