[NSFW] 7 Missed Conections On Quad Cities Craigslist That Will Make You Say “WTF?”

The Craigslist Missed Connections page is a spot where thirsty people yearn to rekindle old flames...or lust after that hottie you saw in the self-checkout lane at Hy-Vee. Check out some of the strangest Missed Connections ads in the QCA.

This rousing piece of poetry:

The "I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS SO YOU KNOW I'M SERIOUS!!" guy:

Hairy butts and missing teeth? Someone get these two back together:

I'm glad I do my banking online:

This lady teaching a lesson about etiquette:

This motorcycle enthusiast:

This woman who kind of regrets what she did but not really:

Do any of these look familiar? ;-)

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