These Tinder Fails Will Make You Feel Better About Valentine’s Day

Valentine's Day is coming up this week. And if you're worried about not having a special someone for V-Day, don't sweat it. These sweeties are almost certainly looking for a Valentine, too.

Imgur user turibar put it best (and I'm using this line forevermore), "Tinder is like the deep ocean. Equal parts fascinating and terrifying. Also inhabited by the stranger lifeforms on this planet." These profiles prove those words to be true:

Ok, actually, THIS is pretty funny. But who is searching for girls 77 MILES AWAY?

Ladies, it's ok to settle sometimes.

Grammar puns? HAWT.

Whoa...that escalated quickly...

Brigid rhymes with "frigid."

"Brittany" is like the female version of Dane Cook's character in Good Luck Chuck. At least she's not bitter AT ALL.

There's still hope for you...I promise!

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