#VIRAL: Woman Turns Dirty Texts From Guys Into A Musical Masterpiece (NSFW)

I can't think of a young woman who hasn't received some kind of naughty text message from a guy. This woman took some of the dirtiest, raunchiest, most--ahem--direct sexts from a select few frat boys and made a song out of them, spurning their sexual advances in the most hilarious--and strangely poetic--way possible.

I apologize in advance on behalf of all men everywhere.

"Texts From A Beta" is a sweeping four-minute ballad complete with sultry jazz vocals, piano, drums, guitar and a choir of background singers. The YouTube description reads "all of the lyrics herein are real, word for word consensual texts sent to a young woman by frat guys."

The song is done so well that these uber-douchey texts are actually really funny.

This is Grammy-worthy.

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